Cream of the Crop 21/Cream of the Crop 21 (Terry Blount) (October 1996).iso/windows/eptagb1.zip/NEVER.ET_/NEVER.ET

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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.
Never assume anything (unless it's a 4% mortgage).
Never blame it on malice until you've ruled out ignorance.
Never complain; never explain.
Never do tomorrow what you can put off today
Never eat prunes when you are famished.
Never embezzle more than your employer can afford.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Never hit a man with glasses....Use your fist!
Never judge a book by it's movie.
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry.
Never let morality stop you from doing what is right
Never let the computer know when you're in a hurry.
Never lift both feet while standing!
Never make assumptions. I assumed you know that.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never odd or even.
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone!
Never pick up a penny off a bathroom floor.
Never program and drink beer at the same time.
Never replicate a successful experiment.
Never resist Temptation,It may never come again.
Never say never! -- Never.
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never trust a bald barber.  He won't respect your hair.
Never trust a skinny cook.